Obviously this was supposed to be a Mike’s Hard Metaphor. I mean, c’mon man, read between the lines as you run face first into glass.
Jimmy Kimmel took a lousy national championship game and made it the best one yet.
On last night’s episode of The Burn, Jeff Ross travelled to Kansas to roast the Westboro Baptist Church in person. Click the image to watch.
An all-new episode airs Tuesday at 10:30/9:30c.
It’s a dog-eat-dog world (because they picked that over dog-eat-poop).
Best Snacks from the ’90s [Click to vote]
The 90s were a time of prosperity, neon, and kids eating what they liked. Vote on your favorite nineties snack food below. (Then shout upstairs to your mom to see if there are any more Dunkaroos.) Who will win? Start voting now.